but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard

(Source: spiders.co.vu, via mem10)

"I need a nap and an orgasm."

- An Ancient Proverb, probably (via jordancorin)

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i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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