andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via thecolorinhereyes)

dulldrops:

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

(via houseofballoons-xo)